The Oscars Revisited

ON THE WAY TO UGANDA

I am deeply apologetic for missing my first Oscar in decades – my favorite holiday.  I promise this will NEVER happen again.  Please drink champagne and vote in my stead – we will return next year! 

I've heard that Ugandan red carpet is something else.   I have a whole new voting strategy now that I know that the voters are 75% male, 90% white with an average age of 63.  Really going to miss everyone and our annual spectacle, but, given the nature of your conflict, you are forgiven.

Here's to female directors and drunken acceptance speeches!

It's ok.  Just as long as you don't send us pictures from the Oscar party you are going to instead.   That would hurt.